I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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