Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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