We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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