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• (619): View more from California

  So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...

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• (281): View more from Texas

  so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.

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• (516): View more from New York

  the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.

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• (415): View more from California

  Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.

  (804): View more from Virginia

  I just pictured that. It's reading a book.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha

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• (425): View more from Washington

  oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture

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  this is why i will never break up with you

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