Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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