I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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