Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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