Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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