so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
There r osticjed everywhere
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
