is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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