Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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