i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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