thus making me awesome and them whores
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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