I'm eating all of the evidence.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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