That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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