Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Your penis caused this!
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