hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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