im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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