Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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