Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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