"it" just moved
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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