i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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