Have you finally orgasmed yet?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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