apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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