Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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