Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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