Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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