People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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