oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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