Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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