i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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