just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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