He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just googled if crying burns calories
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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