The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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