she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
jump out the window naked night went bad
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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