this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This toilet bowl is my home.
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