hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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