Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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