She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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