Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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