Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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