Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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