I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Hippo gnu deer
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
