I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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