I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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