she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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