Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
