I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
