I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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