I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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