Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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