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their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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