Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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